“thank you for your application, rachel. what does your skill set look like?”
“well i’m good at watching videos of parakeets, playing video games, and feeding my neopets”
i finally FINALLY got my owsla card omg this shit is made out of METAL
actual metal. not just hardcore metal. (it’s made out of that too)
i’ve liked their music for a really long time but my love for daft punk keeps growing i want to be them when i grow up
everyone is yelling about an anime man and people singing and europe can you please direct me to the lost children department
Yahoo is barely going to change tumblr at all you ignorant turd. They're using it as a way of finding out what appeals to the 18-24 demographic
Anonymousi’m laughing irl because it was a joke and everyone took it seriously!! i really really thought the “eridansvagina” and “tumblr kidz!” parts would have given that away but apparently not
the ignorant turds you are looking for are the people that reblogged adding things like “OMG NOO!!! MAKE A PETITIOOOONN!!! DADDY KARP DONT SELL OUR SPECIAL PARADISE!!!”
i may be the OP but everyone misinterpreted the exaggeration as a serious prediction rather than a joke
also ignorant turd is a really dumb insult i’d consider coming up with a different one
What could you possibly be self conscious about? You're practically perfect as far as I can see.
Anonymousah ok i will talk about this then
there are plenty of things that are off about my body! i’ve accepted them over the years but i’m still very conscious about them…
i think we should have a day where we post a picture of a physical feature we are self conscious about and talk about it
i believe if more people were willing to step out & not hide their flaws we’d be much less self conscious than we are
the tumblr user smirks and rolls up their sleeves. i’ll show them, they think to themselves. i’ll look so smart. i’m going to explain why this is wrong. everyone will bow down to my ingenious opinion
wait why are they laughing. why
it was a joke, they said. i dont know what a joke is. i thought i knew everything
almost everyone has those anime posters on their walls from their weeaboo phase that they’re too lazy to take down
yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
