sometimes i think about straight people and i just


queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird


terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.




gjume:

this is a pov video of me approaching you when youre sitting at the clubs bar by yourself thinking about going home and eating some oreo caus all your friends are dancing with people they just met. but then you spot me looking at you its my birthday but my boys can see im distracted.. truly lost this evening..

i can verify that this works. i used this on rj when i met him



spellmynamewithabang:

hey all! commissions time. i’m low on money and high on food needs. time to do this thing!

I’m gonna cap the 200 dollar commissions at 5 slots, with possible reserve slots in the unlikely event that it’s crazy popular; this post will be updated as necessary!

PAINTING SLOTS

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2 dollar commissions are going to be unlimited. give me your hearts’ desires.

IN ADDITION, I’M OFFERING MUSIC COMMISSIONS

5 dollars will get you a beat loop I’ll spend five minutes making, ala this

200 dollars will get you a full song, ala this or this or this or this

Music commissions will also cap at 5 slots:

MUSIC SLOTS

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SOME GROUND RULES

-nothing nsfw y’all

-i reserve the right to duplicate/sell/etc any art or music from these commissions. if you want to negotiate sole ownership rights for that, it might be a bit more!

-send payments to xfactorinfinity@hotmail.com. if payment hasn’t been sent, i won’t start working on your commission! this goes for all commissions.

-thank you!

-i know that wasn’t a rule, but if you buy a commission, you rule. so actually yeah it sort of is


 

 


my girlfriends

my girlfriends


 

 


i got an iphone

i got an iphone




whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye


 

 





 

 


i have this
it’s never been opened
i’m scared to open it
should i keep them sealed forever

i have this

it’s never been opened

i’m scared to open it

should i keep them sealed forever


 

 


i met the welcome to nightvale crew a few weeks ago. cecil talked really close to my ear and it was magical

i met the welcome to nightvale crew a few weeks ago. cecil talked really close to my ear and it was magical


 

 


i was wondering like why are all of these electronic musicians big fat anime nerd trash children

but then i realized making electronic music requires spending countless hours on the computer


fistlouis:

its 2014 stop caring what boys want you to look like start paying more attention in school make some genuine friends and dont give a damn what anyone has to say about you


 

 


happyhappyvillage replied to your post: if any of you miraculously have some s…

didnt u start liking them ironically then actually enjoy them

it’s a mixture of both

but their rapping style would be perfect for this track it’s killing me


 

 


if any of you miraculously have some sort of contact with the millionaires please hook me up because i really want them to guest on one of my songs for my album


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