texting
mom: You're not spending enough time with Max.
me: i spent all day with max he probably hates me by now mom
mom: He's asking for you
me: ...he's a cat
katsplanet: NO YOU DONT
katsplanet: The username latula is unavailable.
FUCK
katsplanet: The username latulapyrope is unavailable.
katsplanet: ARE YOU
Brian: yeah
katsplanet: SLIERUS
Brian: they were gone almost immediately
Brian: which is a shame
katsplanet: bUT ON NEOPETS?? ?
Brian: OH
Brian: WOW
HUSSIEQUEST (by KevinHilt)
I watched all 4 minutes of this and it was totes worth it.
P.S. Also, I thought it was funny how in the beginning it implies he lives inside of an Olive Garden
oh my god
Pimp Daddy of BellevueNow this is a story, all about how
Her life got flipped, turned upside-down,
And I’d like to take a minute,
Just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how she became the pimp of a town called BellevueIn Hot Arizona, born and raised,
On the bedroom where she spent most of her days
Chillin out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool,
And all doin some b-beats like nobody’s fool
When a couple of dudes, said she was up in no good,
Started makin’ trouble she didn’t understood,
She got in one little rap-off and her mom got scared
And said ‘You’re movin with your mommy and daddy to Bellevue!’She whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said ‘Pimp’
And had a vinyl set in the mirror
If anything she could say that this cab was rare
But she thought ‘Now, forget it - Yo, home to Bellevue!’She pulled up to a house about seven or eight,
And yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo home, smell ya later!’
Look at her kingdom,
She was finally there!
To settle her throne as the pimp of Bellevue!
ARTHUR IM
